Khloe Kardashian Calls Out Mom Kris Jenner for Having Her Drive at 14 With Fake “Government License”

There was a time when Khloe Kardashian wasn't keeping up with the rules of the road.

During the season five premiere of The Kardashians, Khloe recalled how she was able to drive at just 14 years old, thanks to a fib her mom Kris Jenner told her as a young teen. 

"You lied to me and said that I had a government license," Khloe, 39, recalled in a conversation with her mom and Scott Disick during the May 23 episode. "You're the one that told me I was allowed to take the kids to school."

The conversation stemmed from Scott telling Kris and Khloe learning that his and ex Kourtney Kardashian's eldest, Mason, 14, was excited about driving soon. (For a breakdown of all the must-see Kardashians moments, watch Kards Katch Up here.)

Khloe's comment, naturally, prompted a surprised reaction from Scott—who also shares daughter Penelope, 11, and son Reign, 9, with the Poosh founder—but made Kris laugh.

"So, I couldn't drive," Khloe explained, nodding to the legal driving age of 16 in California. "But I was a great driver." 

The Good American founder—who shares children True, 6, and Tatum, 22 months, with ex Tristan Thompson—continued to jokingly berate her mother's parenting choice, recalling how often she would get into the driver's seat underaged. 

She even recalled one specific outing with her mom.

"She would've had all her kids taken away if this story came out," Khloe said. "We would go out to the Standard. Mom got sh--t faced, and it was only her and I. I'm driving on the freeway—I'm 15, this is a lot for me."

Mimicking her mom acting intoxicated, she added that it wasn't all fun and games as Kris threw up on her as she was driving. "I start crying," she noted. "And she kept throwing up."

The nightmare scenario was made even worse for Khloe because she was wearing her favorite coat, gifted to her by her sister Kim Kardashian and her then-husband Damon Thomas, which was ruined as "you can't get acidic throw up out of suede."

But while Khloe was driving the trip down memory lane during their chat with Scott, Kris later took a moment to share her side of the story.

"A government-issued license in the state of California is something I think I made up," Kris explained in a confessional, nodding to Khloe being 14 back in the late 90s. "It was different back then. Don't judge me until you've walked in my shoes."

As for Khloe? She wasn't afraid to call out her mom once more, this time in a confessional of her own.

"It's bulls--t," she laughed. "We're all going to jail."

With new episodes of The Kardashians airing every Thursday on Hulu, plenty more confessions are sure to be in store from the reality star family. 

In the meantime, keep reading to see more jaw-dropping celebrity disclosures.

Grandma knows best.

Kim Kardashian got candid about how her grandma Mary Jo "MJ" Campbell influenced one intimate moment between her and then-boyfriend Pete Davidson, during an October 2022 episode of The Kardashians.

"Pete and I were staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel last weekend, and we were sitting in front of the fireplace, just talking for hours," the SKIMS founder recounted to MJ, mom Kris Jenner and sister Khloe Kardashian. "And I was like, 'My grandma told me that you really live life when you have sex in front of the fireplace. And so, we had sex in front of the fireplace in honor of you."

Grandma's reaction? A nod of approval.

"How creepy to think about your grandma before you have sex?" Kim said, to which MJ replied, "I know, but I was younger once."

The love shared in Mila Kunis and husband Ashton Kutcher's tight-knit family—which includes 8-year-old daughter Wyatt and 6-year-old son Dimitri—knows no boundaries.

So much so, that the Black Swan actress revealed they keep an open-door policy at home.

"That includes the bathroom," she told E! News in September 2022. "It's just one of those where, for better or for worse, as a family and the kids have all kind of embodied bodily function as a very standard norm."

Mila said she arrived at the decision after her family kept knocking on the door and asking to come in, which prompted her to oblige: "I was like, ‘Oh, forget it. Just keep the door open.'"

Pre-kids, she might not have imagined she'd flush that particular boundary away.

She added, "I'd never thought that I would be the person that was able to go to the bathroom with the door open."

Ghouls just want to have fun.

As The View panelists were reviewing footage about a woman who alleged she had "sexual ghosts" in her home, Sara Haines asked the group an important question during an October 2022 episode: "If you have sex with a ghost, can you get pregnant?"

Fortunately for her, co-host Joy Behar had an answer, adding, "I've had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant."

"I'm just gonna let that ride," Whoopi Goldberg said in response. "I don't know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I'm going to let it ride."

Jenna Bush Hager and Hoda Kotab are a thick as thieves, though there is one thing Hoda didn't know about her Today co-host. When the pair were getting ready for an episode of Today with Hoda and Jenna, Hoda discovered Jenna perpetually goes commando.

"We both had to change before the show and we were like, 'Oh we have to go back into the changing room,'" Hoda said during a November 2022 episode of Today with Hoda and Jenna. "But then I noticed, Jenna never wears underwear."

Jenna's rationale? Well, no underwear might just be more convenient to her.

"I think it makes a more pretty silhouette," she said. "I also think you don't have to pack as much. There are a lot of pros to it!"

Looks like someone hasn't been keeping up.

Britney Spears found herself embracing Keke Palmer's viral saying "he could be walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing," when she admitted she didn't know who Pete Davidson and Scott Disick were.

Reposting a humorous March video of Pete—who was then dating Kim Kardashian—and Kourtney Kardashian's ex Scott enjoying a "boyz night," to her Instagram, Britney said the two of them had her cracking up.

"Sorry had to repost this," Britney wrote in the since-deleted post. "no idea who these people in the video are but it made me laugh so hard !!!!"

Back before the world knew Chris Evans as Captain America and People's Sexiest Man Alive of 2022, Jana Kramer knew him as the "heartthrob, cutie" she went on a few dates with.

It happened more than a decade ago, the singer revealed on her Whine Down with Jana Kramer podcast in November, and though she can't remember "how many dates it was," she does recall their last encounter.

Jana, then about 26 years old, said Chris invited her over to his house while he had friends in town from Boston.

"The last interaction that I remember is him going into the bathroom after I just went with asparagus pee," Jana remembered, referencing the veggie's tendency to give urine a very distinct scent. "We didn't hook up that night. He stayed up late with his friends and then [in] the morning I did the asparagus walk of shame out of his house."

She added, "I never heard from him again."

Not all of these confessions are amusing.

Eight years after sharing in an ELLE article that she had been battling a rare type of bone cancer—her fake diagnosis even inspiring a storyline on Grey's Anatomy—show writer Elisabeth Finch admitted in December it was all a ruse.

"I told a lie when I was 34 years old and it was the biggest mistake of my life. It just got bigger and bigger and bigger and got buried deeper and deeper inside me," Elisabeth told The Ankler newsletter Dec. 7, adding, "I've never had any form of cancer."

Summed up Finch, who was placed on administrative leave from the ABC medical drama before eventually resigning, said, "What I did was wrong. Not okay. F--ked up. All the words."

Beauty is pain, but Kim Kardashian might be able to stomach it.

Telling The New York Times the lengths she would go to for a more youthful appearance, the reality star cracked that she was willing to try just about anything.

"If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might," she said in June. "I just might."

In a July 2022 interview with Allure, Kim said she was "kind of joking" about the comment, though the idea didn't seem too terrible.

"But now that I think about it," Kim added, "I would probably eat s--t if someone told me, ‘If you eat this bowl of poop every single day, you'll look younger.'"

How much could she make room for? "Maybe just a bite," she told the outlet. "I don't think I can do a whole bowl."